1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Bleh... *Snuggles bed*

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Mommy... that crazy lady is-

Don't look at her!!! >(

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
*Awkward silence*

4. How would you answer a booty call?
I normally just throw a kiss and wink and then wave and say "Ba-ai"

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
I have not had that happen... you know, liking someone first glance, so I do not know. XD

6. To someone you dislike?
God may love you, but I can assure you nobody else does...

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
I need to go potty, be right back...

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Sex, sorry, it takes a while if you do it right. >3

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Fucking chef... XD

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
I think that is more of a spur of the moment thing.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Again, spur of the moment.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Yes yes, join the club, they have keychains. I heard they are soon opening T-shirts as well for the public. >3

13. What are the best words to describe you?
I dunno... I suck at describing. XD

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Screw You, I'm not short!!! XD

15. Your last words before you die...
What bus? (Inside joke... kids, please look both ways before crossing the street. XD)

16. Your message to a special someone...
Falula? I dunno... XD

17. Title of this post will be...
*Points up*